Here is a list of the characters of Addroc so you can keep up with a reference:
Dumb (IT) Wrongfully Fired April 2006– Co-author of Addroc. Made it 3 years and was daily dumbfounded with what happens. Dumb made it longer then most people make it on the top floor of Addroc. Name comes from movie Dumb and Dumber. (Also see Smart)
Smart - Became the new name of Dumb once he was out of Addroc and moved on to new opportunities.
Dumber (IT) – Co-author of Addroc. He is dumber then Dumb for not leaving when Dumb told him to a year ago. Dumber also had a job offer at one point and elected to stay at Addroc only to wish he had left later. Name comes from movie Dumb and Dumber.
Dumbass (Honorary Member) - His comments on our site have made us believe he would be a good fit as an Addroc Employee. (Also see Smartass)
Smartass - Used to be Dumbass but at anytime he could proclaim his change. He did right after Dumb became Smart.
The White Witch (AKA: “The CEO”) (Owner 51%) – Female part of the ownership of Addroc. She was married to the Head Monkey for 41 years before a divorce about 1.5 years ago.
The Monkeys (Sales) – Of these there are 4 more besides the The Head Monkey, and one of them is remote in another state. Name comes from movie Madagascar.
The Head Monkey (Owner 49%) – Male part of the ownership of Addroc. He is the leader of the sales team. Name comes from movie Madagascar.
Jim Baker (Purchasing) – This is the oldest son of “The CEO” and the Head Monkey. He used to swing in the porn realm, trying everything from women, to men, to vacuum cleaners. He is now preaching to everyone scriptures from the bible and how he has changed since his marriage to Tammy Faye. His name is actually a true life character. Jim Baker was a TV evangelists from the late 80’s who got sent to prison for various indiscretions.
Tammy Faye – Newly wed to Jim Baker and is his inspiration to religion. She is after money and sees her husband as the heir to Addroc. She is NOT and employee though is here almost enough they should just give her a job. She is Jim’s real life wife. She always seemed more interested in the money her husband brought home then message he was sharing. She actually made an appearance on the surreal life a couple of years ago.
Edgar – He used to be an employee and we expect him to return. He is the younger son of “The CEO” and Head Monkey. We name him because he has many ties to Addroc. Name comes from the posed farmer in the movie Men in Black.
Bill (Controller and next in command) – He tries to run the company and manage the owners. He is now almost as brain dead as the person he gets his name from as Bill the manager on the movie Office Space.
Gollum (Front Office Manager) - She draws you in with her sweet southern bell personality and then flips to the other side and stabs you in the back in the next instant if it fits her need to survive at Addroc. Character form the Lord of the Rings.
Councelor Troy (HR Manager) - She is basically Gollums assistant. Name is taked from Star Trek.
The Nutty Professor – He is also not an employee to Addroc and is a financial consultant. Though he is not employeed here 75% of his wages comes from Addroc and he is here daily. We even have a designated cube for him. Name comes from the movie The Nutty Professor.
The Penguins (Project Managers) – This is again a group of people that do project managing and other work related to controlling the Oompa Loompas. Name comes from the movie Madagascar. Are you getting the point we work in a zoo?
Skipper (Penguin Manager) - Friend to the Professor and brought in to manage the Penguins. Seems to have alot of experience in business and will be guiding us to saftey here at Addroc.
The Cowboy Penguin – One of the unique penguins that seems to always have something happening to him.
The Head Penguin – He holds the record for longevity at Addroc at over 20+ years.
The Hippy Penguin – He is our official hippy, long beard, pony tail and usually has something interesting to say. He is again a long term employee of Addroc.
Gardening Penguin - She works with the Penguins but does alot of pre work for the monkeys. She is an important person in the widget making business.
Secretarial Penguin - She does most of the paper work for the Penguins. She works to get the billing etc into accounting.
Professor (Works with Penguins) - He was hired to help with scheduling our widget production. Named after the Professor on Gilligans Island as he will will come up with new ideas but will never successfully take Addroc to the next level, or save them from the island of stupidity.
Baby Jack Jack (Accounting AR) Quit Sept 2005 – She is the brain of Addroc and if you don’t believe me ask her she will tell you. She thinks she gave her notice to leave and is expecting Addroc to fail without her. Name comes from movie “The Incredibles”. She is cute and cuddly one second and the next she is a flaming ball.
Marlin (Accounting AR) Quit March 2006- She is Baby Jack Jack's replacement. She gets her name from the movie Finding Nemo. We know the gender is not right but she is very over protective with her children and also shows signs of a germaphobe.
Melman (Accounting AP) – She is always sick with something. If she is not sick then she is getting tested for something else she thinks she might be sick with. Without Baby Jack Jack she is lost. Name comes from movie Madagascar.
Oompa Loompas – These are the worker of Addroc and do the manufacturing. Name comes from the movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. These people are very diverse and we have many that you have not met yet.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (AKA Colonel Clink) Quit Jan 2006 – The Oompa Loompas manager. Name comes from 2 places Hogan’s Heroes and Full Metal Jacket.
Sergeant Shultz - Another supervisor of the Oompa Loompas. This person knows what is happening in the shop by all the Oompa Loompas but he sees nothing, and hears nothing when it comes time to tell Colonel Clink. Name comes from Hogan’s Heroes.
Mama Oompa Loompa – She is one of the supervisors of the Oompa Loompas.
Pig Pen – Name comes from the Peanuts and literally walks around looking just like him. A cloud of dust rumbling along the isles of Addroc.
Thong Boy Fired Dec 2005 – This guy wears a thong.
Schneider (aka Snyder) – He is the maintenance man at Addroc. He is 77 years old and still works harder then most men can. He falls into one of the Oompa Loompas. Name comes from the maintenance man on the TV show One Day at a Time.
Cousin It - He is a male with a mullet that goes to his waist and is gray.
Dumb (IT) Wrongfully Fired April 2006– Co-author of Addroc. Made it 3 years and was daily dumbfounded with what happens. Dumb made it longer then most people make it on the top floor of Addroc. Name comes from movie Dumb and Dumber. (Also see Smart)
Smart - Became the new name of Dumb once he was out of Addroc and moved on to new opportunities.
Dumber (IT) – Co-author of Addroc. He is dumber then Dumb for not leaving when Dumb told him to a year ago. Dumber also had a job offer at one point and elected to stay at Addroc only to wish he had left later. Name comes from movie Dumb and Dumber.
Dumbass (Honorary Member) - His comments on our site have made us believe he would be a good fit as an Addroc Employee. (Also see Smartass)
Smartass - Used to be Dumbass but at anytime he could proclaim his change. He did right after Dumb became Smart.
The White Witch (AKA: “The CEO”) (Owner 51%) – Female part of the ownership of Addroc. She was married to the Head Monkey for 41 years before a divorce about 1.5 years ago.
The Monkeys (Sales) – Of these there are 4 more besides the The Head Monkey, and one of them is remote in another state. Name comes from movie Madagascar.
The Head Monkey (Owner 49%) – Male part of the ownership of Addroc. He is the leader of the sales team. Name comes from movie Madagascar.
Jim Baker (Purchasing) – This is the oldest son of “The CEO” and the Head Monkey. He used to swing in the porn realm, trying everything from women, to men, to vacuum cleaners. He is now preaching to everyone scriptures from the bible and how he has changed since his marriage to Tammy Faye. His name is actually a true life character. Jim Baker was a TV evangelists from the late 80’s who got sent to prison for various indiscretions.
Tammy Faye – Newly wed to Jim Baker and is his inspiration to religion. She is after money and sees her husband as the heir to Addroc. She is NOT and employee though is here almost enough they should just give her a job. She is Jim’s real life wife. She always seemed more interested in the money her husband brought home then message he was sharing. She actually made an appearance on the surreal life a couple of years ago.
Edgar – He used to be an employee and we expect him to return. He is the younger son of “The CEO” and Head Monkey. We name him because he has many ties to Addroc. Name comes from the posed farmer in the movie Men in Black.
Bill (Controller and next in command) – He tries to run the company and manage the owners. He is now almost as brain dead as the person he gets his name from as Bill the manager on the movie Office Space.
Gollum (Front Office Manager) - She draws you in with her sweet southern bell personality and then flips to the other side and stabs you in the back in the next instant if it fits her need to survive at Addroc. Character form the Lord of the Rings.
Councelor Troy (HR Manager) - She is basically Gollums assistant. Name is taked from Star Trek.
The Nutty Professor – He is also not an employee to Addroc and is a financial consultant. Though he is not employeed here 75% of his wages comes from Addroc and he is here daily. We even have a designated cube for him. Name comes from the movie The Nutty Professor.
The Penguins (Project Managers) – This is again a group of people that do project managing and other work related to controlling the Oompa Loompas. Name comes from the movie Madagascar. Are you getting the point we work in a zoo?
Skipper (Penguin Manager) - Friend to the Professor and brought in to manage the Penguins. Seems to have alot of experience in business and will be guiding us to saftey here at Addroc.
The Cowboy Penguin – One of the unique penguins that seems to always have something happening to him.
The Head Penguin – He holds the record for longevity at Addroc at over 20+ years.
The Hippy Penguin – He is our official hippy, long beard, pony tail and usually has something interesting to say. He is again a long term employee of Addroc.
Gardening Penguin - She works with the Penguins but does alot of pre work for the monkeys. She is an important person in the widget making business.
Secretarial Penguin - She does most of the paper work for the Penguins. She works to get the billing etc into accounting.
Professor (Works with Penguins) - He was hired to help with scheduling our widget production. Named after the Professor on Gilligans Island as he will will come up with new ideas but will never successfully take Addroc to the next level, or save them from the island of stupidity.
Baby Jack Jack (Accounting AR) Quit Sept 2005 – She is the brain of Addroc and if you don’t believe me ask her she will tell you. She thinks she gave her notice to leave and is expecting Addroc to fail without her. Name comes from movie “The Incredibles”. She is cute and cuddly one second and the next she is a flaming ball.
Marlin (Accounting AR) Quit March 2006- She is Baby Jack Jack's replacement. She gets her name from the movie Finding Nemo. We know the gender is not right but she is very over protective with her children and also shows signs of a germaphobe.
Melman (Accounting AP) – She is always sick with something. If she is not sick then she is getting tested for something else she thinks she might be sick with. Without Baby Jack Jack she is lost. Name comes from movie Madagascar.
Oompa Loompas – These are the worker of Addroc and do the manufacturing. Name comes from the movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. These people are very diverse and we have many that you have not met yet.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (AKA Colonel Clink) Quit Jan 2006 – The Oompa Loompas manager. Name comes from 2 places Hogan’s Heroes and Full Metal Jacket.
Sergeant Shultz - Another supervisor of the Oompa Loompas. This person knows what is happening in the shop by all the Oompa Loompas but he sees nothing, and hears nothing when it comes time to tell Colonel Clink. Name comes from Hogan’s Heroes.
Mama Oompa Loompa – She is one of the supervisors of the Oompa Loompas.
Pig Pen – Name comes from the Peanuts and literally walks around looking just like him. A cloud of dust rumbling along the isles of Addroc.
Thong Boy Fired Dec 2005 – This guy wears a thong.
Schneider (aka Snyder) – He is the maintenance man at Addroc. He is 77 years old and still works harder then most men can. He falls into one of the Oompa Loompas. Name comes from the maintenance man on the TV show One Day at a Time.
Cousin It - He is a male with a mullet that goes to his waist and is gray.
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